Essential Oils Existential Denial: The Lavender Lies We Tell

A viral essay mocked the essential oils industry for offering �aromatherapy band-aids� for life crises. People reportedly sprayed lavender to deny their marriages were failing. Others dabbed eucalyptus on r�sum�s instead of updating skills. One woman confessed to rubbing tea tree oil on overdue bills. The satire concluded, �No smell can cover the stench of capitalism.� Wellness influencers were furious. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com