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Black, tall, slim, long legs with a white shirt, glasses, hat and roller… You had floppy brown hair, a beige macintosh with a thin puffer…
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This week, I have been sacrificing my time – and sanity – to bring you something that has tested the limits of human endurance.
Running marathons? No. Saving flood victims? Not even close. Battling trolls on the internet? Nearly…
This week, I have been updating my best and worst sex work reviews!
That’s right. In case you missed, it’s not just pink lady-pens and dodgy hotels that get scathingly criticised on the internet, it’s sex workers too.
Feeling mildly uncomfortable about that? Well, you should. And it’s only going to get worse.
However, I’ve noticed a little change in our reviewing Romeos.
In my last blog , there was an overwhelming sense that all these keyboard sex-pests were out for was a sense of Value For Money. Now the overall complaint, by far, is that ‘it’s getting harder to find good punts in these parts’.
So I’m going to let you read some of the best – and worst – reviews that I’ve found for this week, and just see if you can guess why stunningly sexy sex workers may have become a little thin on the ground for these loving lotharios.
Basically, this was a £50 pump and dump. With two showers I probably got out in 20 minutes.
Why would I give it a negative? Well the whole experience just felt like a chore. I felt quite s***ty afterwards despite that this only set me back £50.
Even though we did not ‘click’ (or what the hell that even means between punter and WG [working girl] there were also no service and I don’t feel welcomed at all.
Aww, poor thing. Our first culprit left a negative review because he felt no ‘click’. Is that possibly because you only paid £50?
Still, he got two showers out of it. Anyone with Thames Water will know that’s bargain at half the price.
Where are you from OP (original poster)? I’m assuming not from the UK based on your spelling.
In future if you post reviews it would be better to structure them properly rather than having them be a big unreadable ball of gunk.
Other than that thanks for the info, you are probably going to be treated with some suspicion based on some details regarding you and your review but I’m not going to start anything.
The reviewers review a reviewer – this is where it all starts to get meta.
How many of us ladies have said, ‘What I like in a man is someone who wants value for money in the bedroom, and literary skills when reviewing prostitutes!’
It was so bad I filled my pockets with toiletries on my walk out as I passed a housekeeping trolley just so I felt I hadn’t been robbed lol ironic I know. But hey 15 pens, 10 shampoos, 11 conditioners and 17 bars of soap make me feel a bit better lol
This Romeo complained the pictures did not match the lady, which is where you can politely excuse yourself and walk away.
He, however, decided to go through with the booking, and make up for it in £5 worth of tiny hotel shampoo bottles.
Oh, and then complain about it afterwards. What a catch.
(Also an amateur. Every friends fan knows you take the lightbulbs, batteries and apples in reception.)
The dirty talking was very fake and over the top. I know dirty talking is fake with escorts, but hers was so polarising. It was such a weird and distracting.
It’s strange that, innit? Someone doesn’t give you ‘real’ dirty talk when you’re a complete stranger and they’ve known you all of five minutes.
As has already been mentioned the location is a boat. Not a big boat, a little boat. A tiny little f***ing boat.
Of course a sex-worker works from a f***ing boat! What other kind of boat would it be?
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‘Left feeling physically satisfied, but ripped off… not sure I’ll return until sensible pricing returns.
Shame as there are limited true massage shop options now down that neck of the woods.
It’s heartbreaking, isn’t it? To see that your local knocking shop has raised prices in line with inflation. It’s almost as if everyone else has grown tired of cheapskate attitudes and closed their doors, leaving you with very limited options.
The totally dire state of the availability of good talent in Brum continues, so I have been on the lookout for touring girls.
She seems almost oblivious to the fact that I am standing there, now 20 mins late whilst she is doing this. After a slow shower (to allow her time to get ready) I re-enter the bedroom. I have now been there nearly 15 mins.
Positives: She was friendly and very chatty
We all know there’s a fine line between being ‘friendly and chatty’ and ‘too chatty’…
I was pinning my hopes on the actual sex as I was a bit brassed off by now.
I began by preparing her for some doggy style ramming. She was loud as I slid my stiff dick in and out of her pussy but she was a bit too slack for my liking.
I wanted to try her in the missionary position so that I could see her facial reaction as I nailed that pussy hard. But she looked as bored as I was. A very average hour all round.
Oh no! Did your ‘nailing’ and ‘ramming’ just leave her bored? And with such a ‘stiff dick’ too.
But yes, that was her fault. All your pent up toxic masculinity – how dare she!
Reviewers like these ones on UK Punting are a maze of contradictions and counter-intuitive criticism.
They long to get the most amount of sex that they can for as little money as possible, then cry when it dries up because – frankly – we have better things to do than to live up to their lofty expectations.
‘It wasn’t the Girlfriend Experience I had hoped for!’ – because we are not your girlfriends, we’re complete strangers. So no, there won’t be any ‘click’ when you’ve paid a minimal amount for 52 positions in 30 minutes.
Of course, there are many reasons why they might be feeling like the bubble has burst, but I for one am glad it has.
It’s always the way – you just don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone.

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Look for an escort directory in 2022? Here we discuss the best places to find female, male, and trans escorts near you!
Disclaimer: The information provided herein is for informational purposes only. Your use of any of the sites listed in this article is subject to each site’s terms and conditions. Laws vary from state to state and over time. It is your sole responsibility to ensure the use of any sites or any of the services provided through the sites is compliant with your jurisdiction’s laws. The information provided herein shall not be used in any way to exchange money for sex.
Dating strangers online is all well and good, but there’s just something about the professionalism of a bona fide escort or call girl that you simply can’t find anywhere else, particularly if they’re from legitimate escort sites.
What we’re about to show you are some of the top escort websites and apps that you should check out if you want nothing but the most delightful escorts that are worth your time and money.
These men, women, and trans members come from legitimate online escort sites that aren’t just easy to use, but provide you with top-notch quality from start to finish.
Find out all about them right here!
Ashley Madison may be infamous for being one of the naughtiest hookup sites online, but what you might have not known is the fact that it’s also one of the best places to find a hot escort you can go out on a date with on the internet.
Especially if you’re a married man or woman who’s looking for a professional companion to escort you—whether on a wholesome stroll on the park or an afternoon tryst in the bushes— you’re going to find that AM is one of the finest escort site alternatives you can use right now.
For one, it’s available all over the world, with tens of millions of active members who are all looking for a quick and easy date. Since this isn’t an exclusive escort app or site, you just need to do a bit of digital digging to check out the available escorts in your area using AM’s efficient search engine and location-based algorithm.
Yes, AM entered headlines years ago due to an unfortunate data hack incident, but this escort site has made leaps and bounds since to make sure that you get the most secure dating experience these days. From anonymous payments to “secret chat” options that let you hide your name and info., you can rest your laurels knowing that what happens on AM stays in AM.
Switter is an absolute godsend for both escorts and their clients alike, as this is a site that doesn’t just focus on pairing you with one another to get on with your business, but provides its users with more of a large and active online community dedicated to sex workers and their clientele.
As such, using Switter is pretty much akin to using a more mainstream social media platform like IG or FB, except you are more than welcome to connect with your chosen escort by simply replying to their posts (called “toots” on this platform).
In addition to that, clients such as yourself can very much get a nice look at the goods before choosing to hire their services, all thanks to Switter’s detailed profiles that also show any given escort’s ratings.
It’s free to use, with the option of creating a personalized account of your own or just diving right into the action and browsing the thousands of available escorts that the site has to offer. But since this is free, it suffers from the same problems as other sites that don’t charge anything when you use them: fake accounts and trolls.
As an added precaution, always remember to check out your chosen escort’s profile before proceeding with any transactions. If they have low ratings (or no ratings at all) best to steer clear and find a more legit member that you can go out with.
Tryst is a haven for people who are looking for professional escorts without all the guff that comes from managers and agencies. In other words, you’re dealing with a true, blue independent escort site with Tryst.
Few other escort apps and websites can provide you with the sheer quality of features and services that this platform provides, and we’re not talking about their escort roster just yet.
For one, Tryst has one of the most diverse selections of professional independent escorts that range from call girls to call guys to LGBTQ+ professional companions who have set up their own businesses. That means you won’t have to deal with anyone other than your chosen escort if you want to hook up with them using Tryst.
And speaking of finding the right partner, this escorting website has arguably one of the most efficient search tools among its competitors. Rightfully so, considering the wide variety of partners they provide you. Tryst lets you filter your searches based on gender, body type, and even race.
To further help you with your search, Tryst even has a dedicated section for escort interviews where you get a glimpse of what some of their models are like. It was also crowned as the top escort site by pleasure-seeker.com in 2021.
Arguably one of the best swinger dating sites online, Adult Friend Finder is another one of those general adult dating sites online that provides you with a great alternative for escort sites, and that’s all thanks to how diverse and large the communities and subgroups are on this platform.
For one, you can find dedicated forums and online user communities on AFF that are exclusively dedicated to connecting escorts with their clients. And when it comes to hooking you up with a hot escort to spend some time with, this site makes it as easy as possible by providing you with a variety of communication options, such as live video chats and public forums.
And if you don’t think your escort dating game is up to snuff just yet, it’s great that AFF provides their members with both staff-generated and user-made guides that can help you increase your chances of hiring a hottie for a nice date.
You might even find sugar babies on AFF too.
Lastly, and this is something that isn’t talked about nearly enough, AFF is a fine escort site for any and all genders, which means it’s more than enough for all of you LGBTQ+ members to find a proper escort that you can have a nice time with! It’s also one of the biggest swinger sites, so you might find group action for free!
If you’re more the type of person who prefers fewer algorithms than personally looking for the right kind of escort to take out on a date, then you’re going to find EscortDirectory to be one of your go-to professional companion websites.
Don’t get us wrong: just because you’re going to hunt for the right escort yourself doesn’t mean ED doesn’t help you at all. On the contrary, this escort website is a treasure trove of professional dating partners of varying degrees of quality, experience, and of diverse backgrounds and categories as well.
With tens of thousands of available escort ads, ED stays true to its name by literally providing you with a directory of the hottest call girls and call boys to hook up with. Once you find the right ad, you can either delve further into your chosen hottie to research them via ED’s detailed profiles or just go ahead and message them.
Speaking of messages, you can even do live video cam chats with the available escorts on this site for whatever purpose, be it as an initial meet and greet or a kinky little online date.
And in cases that you can’t find what you’re looking for on your account lobby, don’t worry: their advanced search function will make sure you get accurate results based on your preferences, which has filters as diverse as breast size, eye color, and even the kind of kinks you might prefer your escort to have.
Backpage might have gone the way of the dodo, but escort sites like Bedpage have picked up the kinky torch to provide you with a platform that can help you look for the nearest and hottest professional companions that you can hire for a good time.
Much like other Backpage alternatives , Bedpage is an ads site that doesn’t rely on an algorithm in order to pair you up with the right escort. Instead, all you need to do is either search through the many available escort ads that other members post on the site, or simply make a post of your own that advertises what kind of partner you’re looking for.
Perfect for people residing in larger cities, you’re going to find that Bedpage is one of the most efficient escort websites that can help you find nearby potential companions. And if you have more discerning tastes, you can always filter your queries using their search tool, which allows you to categorize escort ads by ethnicity, fetishes, etc.
It’s also 100% free to use and they don’t require any account setups for you to enjoy what this amazing escort site has to offer, so you can basically visit them and get right down to business!
DoubleList might look like your ordinary ads site except it’s dedicated to adult dating in general, but it’s so much more. Obviously, it rightfully belongs on our list because you can definitely use this platform to find a hot escort.
Even better, DoubleList is a total free-for-all escort ads site that allows any and all genders to find the right partner they can hook up with.
However, what makes DL stand out from other adult sites out there is how it doesn’t simply stick to location-based algorithms, much less a lack of a proper algorithm at all a la Reddit r/4/r’s. Instead, DoubleList bases the ads that you see both on your location AND your escort date preferences, which they determine when you key in the category that you like.
Both clients and escorts can post their ads here, and there are no holds barred to how specifically naughty you can get with your posts. In fact, it’s highly encouraged!
But what makes DL even more fun is their “Lost Connections” feature, which lets you look for a specific user that you’ve met through the site before and somehow, well, lost your connection with. Doing so increases your chances of finding them through DL again and when you do? Well, let’s just say it’s like a reenactment of Pretty Woman!
Let’s get this out of the way: Erotic Monkey only works in the US of A, so you’re going to have to go to the Land of the Free if you want to enjoy what this escort reviews site has to offer. But once you do, you might probably be itching for that green card, because EM is one of the nicest escort websites you can check out right now.
One of the things that you’re going to love about it is how EM has a roster of some of the most legit and professional escorts working in the industry right now. So, whether you’re looking for an innocent get-together over a cup of coffee or you want something more sensual , this site can deliver that for you.
And since EM values customer experience a lot, this escort site makes it a point to provide their members with a detailed reviews section to let you know the product you’re getting before you decide to send some cash their way.
With thousands of available escorts, EM is also a great platform for both high rollers and budget escort hunters, since they have a stable of affordable options along with more expensive ones.
Rub Maps is one of the best escort sites to check out if you’re not simply looking to take out a hot companion that you can have some fun with. Yes, that’s an option as well, but what makes RM such a unique escort service platform is how it also provides you with escort hotspots.
For one, you can use these venues as nice guides to find out where you should take your chosen partner to make the most out of your date. In other cases, you can simply visit your favorite escort at one of these venues—which are usu
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