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Blow jobs can go one of two ways: They either make you feel like a Powerful Sex Goddess or they, well, suck (heh). Cosmopolitan.com asked 18 twentysomething women about their craziest blow job horror stories, and here are their totally shocking answers.
1. "Okay, so one time I was hooking up with one of my friends from college after a frat party and he asked me to give him a BJ. I usually don't mind giving them, so like what the hell right? My one condition was that he just had to let me know when he was about to come. I hate swallowing. #SorryNotSorry. Long story short, yes he did tell me when he was about to come. Yes, he did pull out. No, I didn't swallow... BUT HE CAME ALL OVER MY FACE! Full on facial. Full on horrified." —Sarah, 21
2. "First beej. Didn't let me know he was close. Unfortunate surprise." —Leslie, 20
3. "I was giving my ex-boyfriend head when his mom walked in to drop off laundry . Needless to say, it was an awkward evening." —Annie, 21
4. "I was blowing this guy in the back of my car. Everything was normal till he asked me to bite down on his dick. I give it a soft bite but he said bite harder. I bite a little harder but don't want to hurt him. He then pushes on my head till I start to draw blood , at that point he is bleeding and I kick him out of my car. This is how I got blood on my back car seats that the professional car detailer could not get out. Worst blow job ever!" —Emily, 22
5. "Before I gave my first BJ ever I read some weird tip that guys love it if you pull out a single strand of your hair and wrap it around his dick below your mouth while you go down on him. So I was going down on a guy at a party and I wrapped a strand of hair around his boner — he jumped back and was like, 'WHAT was THAT?!' I was like, 'No idea,' and kept going. Turns out, guys do not love this tip." —Jessica, 27
6. "I'd been with my boyfriend for a few years, and in an effort to spice things up on New Year's I took a sip of champagne and held it in my mouth when I went down on him. I thought it would feel good I guess? He screamed, I spit the champagne out, and he got pretty flaccid after that. We laughed about it, but he said it felt like piranhas on his dick. Poor guy." —Emily, 26
7. "I went down on him and all went well. Then when he finished and I swallowed, he told me that was amazing and I was really good at giving oral. I didn't know what to say so I just shot him the finger guns... " —Amy, 21
8. "The other night, I literally 'bruised my esophagus' (thanks Kanye) during a blow job, and I've been unable to speak for 3 days now..." —Jess, 26
9. "When my boyfriend and I started dating, I had never given a blow job before. Unintentionally, my eyes would start watering during them because it felt so weird. Weeping blow jobs for months. Sexy." —Amy, 23
10. "I was kneeling in front of my boyfriend going to town. He 'forgot' to tell me he was going to come, then ended up thrusting his pelvis so hard at me that his penis sprung out of my mouth right as he was finishing, shooting his come all over the floor and the walls. There was even a small splatter in my laundry basket that I didn't find until the next day." —Laura, 24
11. "When I gave a guy a blow job for the first time, he took his pants off and pushed my head down, which guys should NEVER do, and his junk smelled SO BAD. Like horrible BO. It was the worst experience ever." —Erin, 20
12. "Once I was giving a guy a blow job then I realized he and his 'little guy' fell asleep... " —Jessica, 21
13. " Puked on the dick, sucked it all back up and finished the job." —Sami, 21
14. "One time I was giving a blow job and the guy kept assuring me he was close so I kept going, even though it was taking forever and I was getting really tired. Finally I got fed up and checked the time, and it turned out I had been at it for 3 hours. I got up and left at that point." —Savannah, 22
15. "I was staying over at a guy friend's house, and was determined to give him a blow job. I had been talking to my friends about how they do it. And as I was going down I gagged and puked all over him and his bed. It was the most embarrassing thing ever. I ran to the bathroom and sat there for like a half hour crying." —Grace, 20
16. "My dude keeps it 'au naturel' down there, and I am constantly picking pubes out from between my teeth. " —Carrie, 23
17. "One time I went so deep that I ended up throwing up on him. " —Kelly, 23
18. " Every blow job is a horror. I hate giving them." —Cara, 23

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