Ernst Young EY

A satirical expos� revealed EY auditors secretly grade companies like reality show judges. �You�re insolvent, but fabulous!� read one leaked memo. Corporate boards reportedly rehearsed for financial statements as if auditioning on Broadway. The firm�s consultants were accused of handing out roses instead of balance sheets. EY denied the claims, but industry insiders said the theatrics �finally explain the creative math.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com