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Circus Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. -- HST
Ernie has it down and he's serving up some major Internet Whoop Ass at his humble little
site. There certainly is a lot to see and do at EHoWA - you can spend several hours
browsing through this extensive collection of hard-core-in-your-face-just-fuck-off
and-die-because-I-don't-care-what-you-think material.
It is clear that many people will dislike what they find at EHaWA - like your boss, for
example. However, Ernie does have his adorning fans - just check out the tits page where
hundreds of Ernieette's have scrawled messages of their devotion for Ernie on their breasts . I love a man
with a plan.
The most interesting stuff is found on the download page. It is quite of collection of
video and audio recording that depict some of humankind's more expressive moments. You
do need to be careful at work as some of them will definitely piss off that pointed
haired manager of yours and most of the videos are of question moral turpitude
and others are just down right misogynistic . These clips are in a variety of formats, so if you want to browse the
whole collection you are gonna need quicktime, realmedia and the microshaft viewer.
Some of the videos are particularly educational. I hadn't realized that the spinner card
in a Twister game had a section labelled left hand
pink ... fortunately, the girls that were playing were both naked and most creative in
complying with that dictum.
There is also a video short of a woman and a balloon . She has a talent most men would appreciate and most women would
envy.
But the pièce de rèsistance is Fuckhead. After years of reading rotten.com, I'm
surprised to find something new and fresh on the Internet... I was shocked... amazed...
stunned.... I donno know, words can't really to an adequate job describing it, you really
have to see for yourself. Now long time followers of the Pigdog mailing list know that
occasionally we are blessed with a visit from the esteemed Trevor "Fuckhead" Johnson.
However, as much as I as I like Trev, this gentleman (a term used in the loosest possible
manner) is truly the real Fuckhead . His partner also has quite a talent - what a team they make.
By now, you've undoubtedly learned of the death yesterday of Grace Dell Nichols - although you probably know her by her stage name, Nichelle Nichols - at the age of 89. Her son announced that she died of "natural causes," which is true of any decedent who isn't a victim of violence, infection, or accident, but she was institutionalized in 2019 because of dementia, and so the specific "natural cause" of her passing is, at present, undefined. ( More... )
The self-proclaimed Queen of Canada Romana Didulo, who claims that she secretly runs Canada "behind the scenes," recently issued royal decrees to abolish Canadian income tax and declare that water and electricity in Canada are now free of charge. She also told her 70,000 Telegram followers to stop paying their utility bills. ( More... )
The Republican majority Florida legislature recently passed the Stop WOKE Act (HB 7), which prohibits teaching Critical Race Theory in schools, and the "Don't Say Gay" bill, which bans any materials or class instruction involving gender and sexual orientation. Since last July over 200 books have been banned. Chaz Stevens wants to add book to the banned list which is even more dangerous to young, impressionable minds, The Bible. ( More... )
The Arlington County Board gave unanimous approval Saturday to Amazon's plans to build a unique, buttplug-shaped tower as the centerpiece of its emerging second headquarters in northern Virginia. The new Amazon headquarters design takes inspiration from the brief love affair between The Flying Bum and Jeff Bezo's Penis Rocket. ( More... )
Kids are terrible artists. They have no experience, no technique, no understanding of perspective or scale. When it comes to seeing something and rendering it accurately or recognizably on a piece of paper their abilities are pathetically inadequate to the task. ( More... )
At Pigdog we post links to the best crap on the Internet, but sometimes the premium crap is behind a paywall, there to block you from reading the crap we link to until you fork over some moolah for a subscription to their crap site, just so you can read more crap! The good folks over at 12ft.io have a solution -- a cyberladder that will scale a paywall, letting you climb right over and read all of the crap you want, without forking over anything.
( More... )
It was starting to look like a very boring Saturday, trapped as I was in the suburban wastelands of the outer Bay Area, so I called my Able Assistant (AA) and proposed that we perform some Spocktail field tests. For some time I've been working on creating the quintessential cinematic beverage and even tho' SMRL does most of its testing during nocturnal hours, this seemed an opportune time to roll up the sleeves of our labcoats and get some science done. While the beverotology creation tested this day (The Neurotoxin) must be deemed a success, this article focuses more the journey of the experimenters, rather then the science of beverotology. ( More... )
At long last! The breathlessly-awaited Pigdog Interview with RICHARD STALLMAN!
Beaujolais! ( More... )
Juggler Vain attempts to wrestle with the issues around the KPFA shutdown; Big-time wrestling ensues. ( More... )
It’s election night. My wife and I are holed-up in this
hotel that my political party has rented out for the
evening. Outside, people are being violently beaten for
whom they voted for. Is this South Africa? Perhaps we’re in
Haiti or some Southern state during the 60’s. Of all the
places where this sort of thing happens, it’s mind-boggling
that we are in Portland, Maine. ( More... )
From the mixed up files of citizen 566-77-0776 ( More... )
Negative Nancy, touring the gin joints of the world, sent us her latest Spocktail
creation, The Inattentive Beachcomber , which she concocted and field tested
somewhere in South East Asia. ( More... )

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Great, we beg for a FRiday boobies link and what do we get? Ernies house of deflated fleshbags
Damn working. Now I have to wait hours till I can see nippledge.
Way to fark a site, you horny farkers!
marq. nope, it's this year's contest. new boobage. prick.
Fine then Erine, this had better be an improvement over last year.
Sigh........... 5 more hours till I get to see some real ones..... I hate having a job..... sigh
Ahh sweet boobies if only it would load.. oh well I have to second you MajorPimp only 5 more hours till I get to see the real ones too. I sure to miss em.
well, i'd hope that each year's contest is an improvement over the prior year's regardless. this year's contest is starting late (Daisy...) and is running shorter than last year's -- i'm hoping quality will compensate for (lack of) quantity. thanks drew.
Ive been going to ernies forever. best site ive ever seen, although I hate the new format
So where amongst the explosively scattered hyperlinks does one click to actually get a picture, and not a little box with a red 'x' in it? Think I'll go back to thumbzilla, thanks anyway.
Is EHOWA anything like RAHOWA? I don't wan't to look at racist boobies!
LOAD LOAD LOAD!!!! damn its slow.... you horny bastards...
I think the mods are trying to make up for the "what's wrong with this picture" post
Ernie IS god....You guys tell me you haven't ever visted that site?! Good JORB Ernie!!
i am but i think my server just went, well, tits up. heh.
well, if the link gets posted on FARK, you gotta be ready to get STORMED....
john! i'm home. did you miss me? i knew i'd find you in a boobies link.
YES, baby, Me and Arizona missed you dearly! Welcome back. I was afraid you'd get all Calified on me ;) You still got those nice Boobies right? teehee
My Eyes, My Eyes!! Oh god why couldn't it have been farked before I clicked! Those are some of the nastiest cans evar!
The ejaculating penis in the SA photoshop thread has rendered me invincible to all boobies.
[image from fox.com too old to be available] Slowest ... loading ... site ... ever!
[image from home.nc.rr.com too old to be available]
Me and the little guy can't decide who should be sick first! It changes with each slow pic that loads. I prefer www.thehun.com for all my spanking needs.
Hey ernie, if a farker posts his wife's pick, can he use Fark to help pad the vote so she wins?
Quick! Hot girls! Post your boobies to the "Best Tits of the List" contest so we can get the full-blown pictures, and not the thumbnails!
damn site is farked, i just wanna see some boobies!
Good grief... that site has the worst boobie pics I've ever seen. Get a photographer and tell the girls to lose some weight.
Hmmm... Because Netscape is fscked? Someone point out to this (pathetic) site owner that it's not Netscape that's the problem, but M$'s constant need to set "standards" bases upon their buggy, insecure POS operating system and browser. The site isn't farked... it just sucks ass.
4 or 5 clicks in, still nothing to look at. Just my 2cents, but if its not good, dont farking post it.
You complainers have obviously never been to EHOWA before. Ernie IS God, and Don't you ever forget it!!!!!!
Pancake tits, not even a MILF in the bunch. shiat.
Don't be stupid - EHOWA and Fark are buddies. It's just promotion - these boobies were there the whole time. You don't need to wait til Friday. I dunno why Fark still has regular porn links - it's 95% of the net. Maybe I'm just not in the mood.
Unchellmatt : Someone point out to this (pathetic) site owner... The site isn't farked... it just sucks ass. As opposed to your site which is an incredible display of html skillz, I'm sure. Bwahahahahahaha! Care to spend the time and money creating and hosting a better site? Didn't think so.
I agree with Bluefrogprince, Unchellmatt- you see if you can show me something that is as fvcking funny and well put together as EHOWA and then I'll respect your opinion a little more. I'm guessing you can't do so.
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