Ernies House Of Whoop Ass

Ernies House Of Whoop Ass
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I hear that Boris is cracking down on Russian hillbilly moonshine...
-- Ratsnatcher
Ernie has it down and he's serving up some major Internet Whoop Ass at his humble little
site. There certainly is a lot to see and do at EHoWA - you can spend several hours
browsing through this extensive collection of hard-core-in-your-face-just-fuck-off
and-die-because-I-don't-care-what-you-think material.
It is clear that many people will dislike what they find at EHaWA - like your boss, for
example. However, Ernie does have his adorning fans - just check out the tits page where
hundreds of Ernieette's have scrawled messages of their devotion for Ernie on their breasts . I love a man
with a plan.
The most interesting stuff is found on the download page. It is quite of collection of
video and audio recording that depict some of humankind's more expressive moments. You
do need to be careful at work as some of them will definitely piss off that pointed
haired manager of yours and most of the videos are of question moral turpitude
and others are just down right misogynistic . These clips are in a variety of formats, so if you want to browse the
whole collection you are gonna need quicktime, realmedia and the microshaft viewer.
Some of the videos are particularly educational. I hadn't realized that the spinner card
in a Twister game had a section labelled left hand
pink ... fortunately, the girls that were playing were both naked and most creative in
complying with that dictum.
There is also a video short of a woman and a balloon . She has a talent most men would appreciate and most women would
envy.
But the pièce de rèsistance is Fuckhead. After years of reading rotten.com, I'm
surprised to find something new and fresh on the Internet... I was shocked... amazed...
stunned.... I donno know, words can't really to an adequate job describing it, you really
have to see for yourself. Now long time followers of the Pigdog mailing list know that
occasionally we are blessed with a visit from the esteemed Trevor "Fuckhead" Johnson.
However, as much as I as I like Trev, this gentleman (a term used in the loosest possible
manner) is truly the real Fuckhead . His partner also has quite a talent - what a team they make.
By now, you've undoubtedly learned of the death yesterday of Grace Dell Nichols - although you probably know her by her stage name, Nichelle Nichols - at the age of 89. Her son announced that she died of "natural causes," which is true of any decedent who isn't a victim of violence, infection, or accident, but she was institutionalized in 2019 because of dementia, and so the specific "natural cause" of her passing is, at present, undefined. ( More... )
The self-proclaimed Queen of Canada Romana Didulo, who claims that she secretly runs Canada "behind the scenes," recently issued royal decrees to abolish Canadian income tax and declare that water and electricity in Canada are now free of charge. She also told her 70,000 Telegram followers to stop paying their utility bills. ( More... )
The Republican majority Florida legislature recently passed the Stop WOKE Act (HB 7), which prohibits teaching Critical Race Theory in schools, and the "Don't Say Gay" bill, which bans any materials or class instruction involving gender and sexual orientation. Since last July over 200 books have been banned. Chaz Stevens wants to add book to the banned list which is even more dangerous to young, impressionable minds, The Bible. ( More... )
The Arlington County Board gave unanimous approval Saturday to Amazon's plans to build a unique, buttplug-shaped tower as the centerpiece of its emerging second headquarters in northern Virginia. The new Amazon headquarters design takes inspiration from the brief love affair between The Flying Bum and Jeff Bezo's Penis Rocket. ( More... )
Kids are terrible artists. They have no experience, no technique, no understanding of perspective or scale. When it comes to seeing something and rendering it accurately or recognizably on a piece of paper their abilities are pathetically inadequate to the task. ( More... )
At Pigdog we post links to the best crap on the Internet, but sometimes the premium crap is behind a paywall, there to block you from reading the crap we link to until you fork over some moolah for a subscription to their crap site, just so you can read more crap! The good folks over at 12ft.io have a solution -- a cyberladder that will scale a paywall, letting you climb right over and read all of the crap you want, without forking over anything.
( More... )
Christmas day, for the last 17 or so years has bored me. I
find that the real fun and excitement always takes place on
Christmas Eve. Every other year, it's the excitement of the
metaphorical hunt instead of the kill. Otherwise, it's just
plain bad craziness. ( More... )
One of our star reporters was sent to Comdex by his
employer. El Destino reports live from the biggest,
geekiest trade show in the world. ( More... )
Nobody wants to be prejudiced. But sometimes you can be biased and not even realize it. I think many Americans are biased in this way against Canadians. I never really stopped to think about it, but I myself used to be this way. I guess I thought that Canadians were "stuck-up" — you know, smarter and better cultured than us. But then I got educated about Canadia. ( More... )
It's not like I have a heroin problem, see. I'm just a self-indulgent brat who likes to live beyond her means. When I zip down to my corner Money Mart for a little cash-till-payday loan, I'm really not planning to spend it on drugs. I'll spend it on sushi. Seventy bucks of interest for a two-week $400 loan is perfectly reasonable, if you really need that hamachi. ( More... )
Poor Metallica. All they want is to continue to put out
the same weak "Heavy Metal" they've been churning out since
the "And Justice For All" days? and make gooey wads of cash
in the process. The problem is, people aren't buying their
bound for the heavy metal scrap heap, over-produced,
uninspired, tired crap. And let's face it, their various
commercial endorsements won't pay for the lifestyle they've
become comfortably accustomed to. Resorting to lawsuits
makes perfect sense, when you need spending money. But just
one lawsuit isn't going to pay their bills. So, to aid
Metallica, I've composed an open letter to the boys in the
band, with suggestions as to whom else they might sic their
lapdog lawyers on... ( More... )
For the benefit of Pigdog readers, I took it upon myself to
explore the deep frontiers of human behavior and attend a
saucy festival of the flesh. This was no ordinary fete of
carnal delights, dearie. ( More... )

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