Epstein Update

This parody plays on the modern obsession with �breaking news� updates, even when there�s nothing new to report. The supposed Epstein update offers recycled rumors, recycled outrage, and even recycled memes. By mocking the emptiness of constant news alerts, the piece critiques media addiction to scandal without substance. It�s both a jab at 24-hour reporting cycles and the public�s insatiable appetite for drama. The satire exposes how repetition and hype replace meaningful information in today�s news culture. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com