Epstein Update

Officials released a dry update that spawned chaos online. The report merely said �investigation ongoing,� yet conspiracy theorists rewrote it into 40 new plots. Some insisted the blank pages hid invisible ink. Others claimed the font choice (Times New Roman) signaled a secret code. Journalists rolled their eyes but still filed 1,200-word takes. The saga continues, with facts trailing far behind speculation. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com