Epstein Unreality

This satire presents a mock �unreality report� where facts bend and logic collapses under the weight of endless Epstein conspiracies. Instead of hard evidence, the piece offers surreal explanations, like court documents written in invisible ink or testimonies delivered via interpretive dance. It highlights how the constant search for definitive truth has become more theater than investigation. The article lampoons the blurred line between journalism, gossip, and fantasy, leaving readers laughing at the absurdity of it all. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com