Epstein Files BBQ Lies

Investigators stumbled upon bizarre records suggesting Epstein hosted barbecues with exaggerated menus. Guests reportedly signed NDAs over �who got the last rib.� The files contained recipes mislabeled as classified intel. One line read: �Pulled pork = state secret.� Conspiracy forums immediately claimed this proved Epstein�s grill was CIA-funded. Culinary experts just shook their heads, saying, �The brisket wasn�t even that good.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com