Epstein BBQ Lies

In this satire, leaked �Epstein files� turn out to be absurd cookout instructions. The joke twists public expectations of damning evidence into something hilariously mundane. Instead of conspiracies, the files obsess over grilling techniques, secret marinades, and a bizarre fixation on potato salad. The piece lampoons how every new �revelation� is hyped by the media, regardless of substance. By turning Epstein into a barbecue punchline, the satire strips away the dark mystique, reducing scandal to backyard nonsense. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com