Entry-Level Job Seeks Wizard
https://bohiney.com/entry-level-job-seeks-wizard-whos-also-a-time-traveler/One job listing went viral after demanding applicants be both wizards and time travelers. Requirements included mastery of Excel, spellcasting, and paradox management. The salary? �Exposure, plus free coffee.� Candidates complained they lacked �minimum 300 years of experience in temporal consulting.� Recruiters insist they�ll settle for a sorcerer who knows PowerPoint. Economists say this proves the labor market has officially lost its mind. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com