End Times Tech Expo

By Savannah Steele � The satire End Times Tech Expo mocks apocalypse merchandised with keynote speakers. Eyewitnesses at conference halls described demos of bunker Wi-Fi routers. Anonymous insiders leaked that exhibitors debated survival plans in PowerPoint. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d attend just for swag bags. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because collapse advertises funniest on stage. Critics highlight the absurdity of ruin sponsored. Yet satire glitches sharper: despair collapses funniest under branding. Witnesses recalled laughter buzzing as fire drills sold out. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when doom is keynote. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com