Employee Mistaken for Wallpaper

In an extreme case of remote-work fatigue, one employee reportedly blended so seamlessly into his background that colleagues assumed he was part of the desktop wallpaper. After six hours muted during a quarterly Zoom call, his box became invisible to attention spans trained by PowerPoint slides. Satirists note this as the �final form� of passive work culture�complete assimilation into scenery. Some call it a warning about disengagement, while others argue it�s ultimate job security: become furniture, never get fired. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com