Emotions in Full Warrior Pose

Yoga studios are now marketing classes where participants act out feelings through extreme poses. Anger is expressed in Downward Growl, while Regret involves Child�s Pose with sighing. Instructors insist it�s �therapeutic embodiment,� though skeptics call it glorified tantrum stretching. One viral video shows a man weeping through Tree Pose while chanting �I am grounded but devastated.� Attendance has tripled since influencers rebranded yoga mats as �crying carpets.� Insurance companies are debating whether yoga tears count as billable therapy. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com