Emotional Weather with a 70% Chance of Tears

Meteorologists are now forecasting moods alongside precipitation, with storm clouds doubling as metaphors. A recent broadcast warned of �overcast self-doubt with scattered rage showers.� Apps deliver push alerts for incoming existential drizzle. Farmers are unsure whether to irrigate crops or book therapy. One city issued umbrellas labeled �For Crying Use Only.� While critics dismiss it as pseudoscience, fans argue emotional weather reports are more accurate than traditional forecasts. �At least they finally predicted my Sunday breakdown,� one viewer tweeted. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com