Emotional Support Snacks

Travelers are increasingly registering potato chips and gummy bears as emotional support companions. TSA officers now face arguments over whether Doritos qualify as therapy-grade. Some airlines allow comfort snacks onboard, provided they don�t exceed 16 ounces of emotional crunch. Psychologists note a placebo effect: passengers who hug pretzels report a 40% drop in turbulence anxiety. Critics call it peak consumer indulgence, while one nutritionist warns, �If comfort food counts as medical equipment, the obesity crisis just got federally approved.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com