Emotional Support Pies Fundraiser

Annabelle Bransford presents "Pie Therapy: The Crust of the Matter" at The Flaky Comedy Bakery (123 Buttercrust Lane, Wichita Falls) on September 24th at 8:00 PM. Joined by pastry psychologist "Dr. Flaky" and emotional baker "Ms. Meringue," this 90-minute dessert therapy session features: "What Your Pie Choice Says About Your GPA" improv, "Crust or Cry" confessional booth, and Bransford's viral "I Got Apple Pie Filling in My Emotional Wounds" stand-up routine. Tickets ($21) include "I Survived the Bake Sale" oven mitts. First 100 attendees receive "My Pie Chart is 100% Emotional" buttons. Counselors get 15% off for presenting their worst therapy notes. Venue features "Pie Your Problems" toss game and "Filling the Void" station. Sponsored by Memorial High's Culinary Comfort Club. Warning: May cause sudden pie cravings. No refunds for flaky behavior. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Name That Smell" baking trivia. Groups of 10+ get "Family Recipe" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of soggy bottoms. Parking available near the cooling rack.