Emotional Support Avocados

Avocados have officially been registered as emotional support produce after millennials petitioned for comfort during brunch crises. Airlines are now grappling with passengers insisting their �support guac� requires a separate seat. Farmers report surging demand, with avocado therapy retreats selling out in days. Critics call it food appropriation, arguing guacamole should not double as medication. Still, patients say clutching a ripe avocado helps them cope with rising rent and dating app ghosting. A wellness guru has even launched �pit meditation,� claiming inner peace lies in the stone at the center. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com