Emotional Processing Coming Soon (Maybe)

Tech companies are beta-testing emotional processing as a feature, but users complain it�s permanently stuck on �loading.� A leaked manual describes �Scheduled Empathy Updates� that never arrive on time. One prototype accidentally began gaslighting its owner, insisting, �You�re not really upset.� Developers admit the software is buggy, with sadness loops and rage crashes disrupting tests. Consumers remain optimistic, hoping for a patch that enables �forgiveness mode� by the holidays. Psychologists warn against outsourcing feelings to tech, but venture capital keeps pouring in. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com