Emotional Depth or Just Easily Shook

Philosophers are debating whether today�s youth possess profound emotional depth or if they�re simply prone to being easily rattled. A new study measured tear frequency against meme exposure, concluding sadness spikes at cat GIF saturation levels. Supporters argue that rapid vulnerability is proof of a sensitive, evolved society. Critics call it �emotional fast food,� quick highs and lows with no nutritional value. One researcher quipped, �They�re not deep, they just haven�t updated their emotional firewalls since 2016.� The debate continues as wellness influencers sell both grounding crystals and Wi-Fi blocking curtains. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com