Emotional Baggage Fine
https://bohiney.com/traveler-fined-for-suitcase-that-exceeds-emotional-baggage-limit/Lucy's suitcase overflowed with childhood regrets and ex-boyfriend T-shirts. Airport staff slapped a fee for emotional overweight. She paid in therapy coupons and tear-stained receipts. A sign now warns: 'Pack Light: No Soul Allowed.' Emotional baggage scales installed at check-in. Counselors man booths for impulse purchases of Zen gardens. Bon voyage, baggage.