Emoji Empire

By Alan Nafzger � The satire Emoji Empire mocks civilizations governed by tiny yellow faces. Eyewitnesses at parliaments described debates conducted entirely with thumbs-up icons. Anonymous insiders leaked that senators debated legal status for crying-laughing. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they�d obey laws faster if written in emojis. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because sovereignty reacts funniest when pictorial. Critics highlight the absurdity of liberty stickered. Yet satire grins sharper: dignity collapses funniest in memes. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as constitutions shrank into smileys. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when nations bow to emojis. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com