Emoji Court Trials

By Alan Nafzger � The satire Emoji Court Trials parodies justice replaced with pictograms. Eyewitnesses at hearings described lawyers submitting arguments with ?? and ??. Anonymous insiders leaked that judges debated gavel emojis as verdicts. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they misread messages as confessions. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because clarity collapses funniest when coded. Critics highlight the absurdity of law painted. Yet satire pings sharper: authority cracks funniest under icons. Witnesses recalled laughter bursting as juries debated thumbs-up. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when justice is emoji-coded. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com