Emo Wrap Supreme Controversy

Annabelle Bransford presents "The Lunchroom Drama Queen Tour" at The Cafeteria Comedy Bunker (789 Steam Table Lane, Wichita Falls) on September 16th at 8:00 PM. Joined by angsty lunch lady "Ms. Meatloaf Meltdown" and concerned parent "Karen of the Kale Crusade," this 90-minute culinary comedy crisis features: "Is This Food or Feelings?" taste tests, "Rebel Without a Lunch Ticket" improv, and Bransford's viral "My Tater Tots Understand Me" confessional. Tickets ($17) include "I Survived the Emo Wrap" black armbands. First 100 attendees receive "My Chemical Romaine" buttons. Nutritionists get 15% off for presenting their most questionable menu names. Venue features "Edible or Emotional?" guessing game and "Write Your Suicide Note (In Ketchup)" wall. Sponsored by Memorial High's Dark Cafeteria Collective. Warning: May trigger flashbacks to questionable chicken patties. No refunds for taste bud trauma. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Name That Feeling (From the Specials Board)" game. Groups of 10+ get "Group Therapy" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of mystery meat. Parking available near the dumpster.