Emergency Fatwa
https://bohiney.com/emergency-fatwa-issued-after-youths-found-dancing-to-wi-fi-signals/Religious authorities shocked the world by issuing an emergency fatwa after youths were caught �dancing to Wi-Fi signals.� Viral videos showed teenagers gyrating with smartphones, allegedly syncing moves to fluctuating connectivity. Clerics denounced the act as spiritual pollution, urging parents to monitor routers. Sociologists saw it as inevitable�technology bleeding into ritual. While governments debated censorship, teens doubled down, dubbing the trend �signal shuffling.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com