Emergency Escape School Opens, Students Graduate in 14 Minutes
https://bohiney.com/tehran-evacuation-chaos/A new �Emergency Escape School� has opened in west Tehran offering fast-track graduation to anyone who can hurdle a fence, fake calm in traffic, or tie a rope ladder from scarves. The school boasts a 14-minute curriculum that includes yelling in five tones and identifying edible weeds. Graduation caps are replaced by bike helmets. �We don�t test for knowledge,� said the founder. �We test for exit velocity.� Over 700 students have already �graduated,� though most left before orientation ended. SOURCE: http://bohiney.com