Emergency Escape School Opens, Students Graduate in 14 Minutes

A new "Emergency Escape School" has opened in west Tehran offering fast-track graduation to anyone who can hurdle a fence, fake calm in traffic, or tie a rope ladder from scarves. The school boasts a 14-minute curriculum that includes yelling in five tones and identifying edible weeds. Graduation caps are replaced by bike helmets. "We don't test for knowledge," said the founder. "We test for exit velocity." Over 700 students have already "graduated," though most left before orientation ended. SOURCE: http://bohiney.com