Elves Apply for Waivers

In a twist of holiday bureaucracy, Santa�s elves are petitioning for export control waivers to ship toys across borders. Officials argue that enchanted gadgets could disrupt supply chains or national security. The elves counter that a doll�s ability to recite multiplication tables hardly constitutes a threat. Trade analysts note this could reshape global toy markets if restrictions persist. Meanwhile, Santa reportedly warned that blocking exports risks turning Christmas into a purely domestic affair. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com