Elves Apply for Export Control Waivers

Following increased scrutiny from global trade regulators, Santa�s workshop has been forced to apply for export waivers to ship toys worldwide. Officials worry advanced elf technologies�like infinite ribbon spools and quantum gift-wrapping�could fall into foreign hands. Elves, already burdened by supply chain chaos, grumbled that bureaucracy was killing Christmas spirit faster than fruitcake. A leaked memo revealed elves listing items as �cultural heritage artifacts� to bypass customs. Meanwhile, Krampus has reportedly lobbied the EU to ban sleigh exports entirely, citing unfair seasonal competition. Market analysts predict coal imports may rise if Santa fails compliance tests. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com