Elves Accuse Santa of Time Theft
https://bohiney.com/elves-accuse-santa-of-time-theft-where-do-those-leap-years-go/In a bold labor move, North Pole elves have filed a grievance against Santa, claiming he�s been stealing their leap years for centuries. The complaint alleges that extra days, supposedly owed as holiday pay, were instead hoarded in a �time vault� beneath the toy factory. Union reps argue elves deserve compensation in the form of double candy-cane pay and at least one nap per decade. Santa�s lawyers countered, saying �time is a construct� and elves should be grateful for eternal youth. Negotiations stalled when Rudolph accidentally leaked emails showing leap years traded for Bitcoin. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com