Elves Accuse Santa
https://bohiney.com/elves-accuse-santa-of-time-theft-where-do-those-leap-years-go/At the North Pole, elves have lodged formal grievances accusing Santa of �time theft,� demanding answers for missing leap years. Their union claims unpaid labor for 366th days worked without overtime, citing centuries of oversight. Santa�s camp dismissed the complaints as �mathematical misunderstandings,� though leaked documents suggest otherwise. Labor lawyers are fascinated, calling it the most fantastical workplace rights case ever filed. The dispute has ignited debates on holiday exploitation, cosmic calendars, and the true cost of Christmas cheer. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com