Elon�s Love Life

This piece lampoons the media�s obsession with Musk�s romantic entanglements. It imagines tabloids covering his every date as if they were rocket launches�complete with countdowns, mission control, and trajectory analysis. Relationships are described like experimental technologies, subject to beta testing and frequent crashes. The humor mocks both Musk�s turbulent personal history and the voyeuristic public hunger for it. In the end, the parody turns private matters into absurd public spectacle. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com