Elon Musk�s Worst Day Ever

Insiders recall Musk�s �worst day ever� involved three rocket explosions, a Dogecoin crash, and accidentally liking a Nickelback meme. Staff say he responded by pacing around SpaceX headquarters muttering �simulation glitch� while demanding extra espressos. Meanwhile, Tesla engineers scrambled as Autopilot tried to route cars to the nearest Chuck E. Cheese. Twitter witnessed his meltdown in real time, as he posted 47 cryptic emojis and one tweet simply reading �pain.� Biographers argue this day proved Musk is, in fact, human�though critics maintain it was still more stable than his average Tuesday. Investors, oddly, reported Tesla stock rose by 8%. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com