Elon Musks Love Life

Elon Musk's romantic endeavors now follow Silicon Valley release cycles - rapid iterations, frequent reboots, and lots of beta testing. His latest relationship launched as an NFT with promises of future utility, then abruptly pivoted to a subscription model. Therapists report his exes have formed a support group that meets at Tesla charging stations. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/elon-musks-love-life/