Elon Musk�s Fight With Starmer

International politics took a WWE turn this week after Elon Musk challenged UK Labour leader Keir Starmer to a �civilized fistfight for democracy.� The feud, which began over Starmer�s remark that Musk �tweets more than he engineers,� escalated into Musk posting a Pay-Per-View link promising all proceeds would fund Mars colonization snacks. Starmer responded by practicing in Parliament�s underground gym, where eyewitnesses claim he sparred with copies of The Economist duct-taped to punching bags. Musk, never one to underperform theatrically, livestreamed his training sessions while wearing a SpaceX suit and repeatedly shouting �Funding secured!� at dumbbells. Betting sites in Vegas quickly set odds, with �Musk by meme knockout� at 3-to-1 and �Starmer by procedural filibuster� at 5-to-1. Regardless of outcome, analysts agree this marks the first time Westminster politics has been promoted with undercard matches. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com