Elon Musk vs. The Bureaucratic Blob

Elon Musk declared war on 'The Bureaucratic Blob,' describing it as a sentient stack of permit applications. He unveiled a flamethrower-painted filing system and demanded regulators communicate via ether. NASA officials received Tesla-branded hover chairs to expedite SpaceX licenses. A Freedom of Information Act request returned a single meme. Lobbyists offered Musk pre-approved templates but he insisted on handwritten notes. A poll of 400 space cadets found 79 % support deregulating gravity. Corporate compliance has never felt so' combustible.