Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg Caught on Hot Mics

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg were caught in a private conversation when their mics were left hot after a livestream. What followed was a surreal mix of billionaire small talk and tech dystopia confessions. Musk muttered, I only buy companies to make my tweets look smarter, while Zuckerberg responded, I legally own your dreams after 3 a.m. The exchange included discussions about whose AI would be more emotionally distant and ended with a whispered dare to replace all world leaders with holograms. Analysts say the leak is a PR disaster. Satirists say it�s the most honest thing either has ever produced. HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/elon-musk-and-mark-zuckerberg-caught-on-hot-mice/ AND http://comedywriter.info/