Elon Musk Weirdness

Elon Musk has shifted from eccentric billionaire to full-time cosmic jester. Eyewitnesses at Tesla headquarters reported him showing up in a cape and announcing he was the "Doge Emperor." Professor Sandra Klein of Berkeley explains: "Musk thrives on chaos because it makes shareholders too dizzy to ask questions." Anonymous staffers leaked that SpaceX meetings now begin with him juggling flamethrowers. A Bloomberg poll shows 62% of investors think he’s a genius, while 38% think he’s a Bond villain auditioning in real time. Trace evidence includes burned PowerPoint slides, moon cheese samples, and a memo labeled "Next Project: Underground Roller Coaster to Mars." Cause and effect? The weirder Musk gets, the richer he becomes. The market may not understand him, but it never stops paying him.