Elite College Sticker Shock Now Includes Therapy Surcharge
https://spintaxi.com/elite-college-sticker-shock/Ivy League schools have added a mandatory "existential dread fee" to tuition bills. "Between the debt and job prospects, they'll need it," explained one dean while adjusting his $900 scarf. Financial aid packages now come with antidepressants. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/elite-college-sticker-shock/