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Sluts doing wired stuff, like eating they own pussy juice with a spoon or maby just squirting like crasy- maby i dunno just post nice sluts doings something unusual :)not anything nasty please, like eels in pussy and other animals - not poo please.:)
Stuff like this makes me incredible horny.I just love women and eels.
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Motherless should put together another orgy. This time lets get a girl to do something seriously outlandish... like get fucked by a dog or horse... or maybe let us insert something in her ass, maybe eels or a crap load of cum (no pun intended)
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Great news! England are out of the World Cup! They got spanked by Germany and
now are going home with their Italian coach (they couldn't find an English one?)
to cry in their warm beer and jellied eels. lol...hard luck, wankers!
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Can anyone hook me up with some eel bestiality videos?
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When people buy a dog, they usually name him something like Rover or Bowser. Well I chose to name my dog "Sex". But lately Sex has been a little embarrassing to me.
I remember one day I took Sex to City Hall to get a license for him. I went up to the clerk and said "I would like to have a license for Sex". He said he would like to have one too. I said "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was nine years old". He said I must have been quite a kid.
Last year they were auditioning dogs for a commercial on dog food. I took Sex to the studio to see if he would get the part. But suddenly Sex started to run off around the studio. I went after him, but the crew manager grabbed my arm and asked what I was doing here. I told him I was hoping to have Sex on TV. He called me a showoff.
One day Sex ran out on me in the middle of the night. I went around the neighborhood looking for him. A cop came and asked what I was doing. I told him I was looking for Sex. My case comes up this Friday...
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a maddening passion for baked beans. He loved then. but he always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to them. Then, one day, he met a girl and fell in love with her. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, she is a sweet and gentle girl and will never go for this kind of carrying on. So, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up the beans. The were married thereafter. Some months later, his car broke down on the way home from work and since they lived in the country, he called her and told her that he would be late getting home because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the odour of freshly baked beans was overwhelming. Since he still had several miles to walk, he figured that he would work off any effects before reaching home, so he stopped at the cafe. Before leaving, he had eaten three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, he put-putted and after arriving, felt reasonably sure that he had putted his last. His wife seemed somewhat agitated and excited to see him and exclaimed: Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for dinner
tonight. She then blindfolded him and led him to his chair at the head of the table. He seated himself and just as she was ready to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She made him vow that he would not touch the blindfold until she returned. Then she went to answer the phone. Seizing the opportunity, he shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but as ripe as a rotten egg. He took the napkin from his lap and vigorously fanned the air around him.
Things had just about returned to normal, when he felt the urge come on again, so he shifted his weight to the other leg and let go again. This was a true prize winner. While keeping his ear on the phone, he went on like this for 10 minutes, until he knew the phone farewell indicated the end of his freedom. He placed the napkin in his lap and folded his hands on top of it and smiling contently to himself was the perfect picture on innocence. When his wife returned she asked if he had peeked and he said no. At that point, she removed the blindfold
Twelve dinner guests seated around the table for a birthday party for him.
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In a mining district, Mrs. Brown presented her husband with a 12 pound baby boy. Mr. Brown was so delighted that he went to the newspaper office and told them that he had found a 12 pound gold nugget, as pure as any in America. Naturally, the newspaper sent a reporter to the house to get the story, as anyone would do, and everyone was prospecting for gold in the little town. This is what happened.
Reporter: "Does Mr. Brown live here?
She: "He does."
He: "Is he in?"
She: "No."
He: "I understand that he found a nugget of gold weighing 12 pounds."
She: (Seeing the joke) "Yes, he found one."
He: "Can you show me the spot where he found it?"
She: "I'm afraid Mr. Brown would object as it is private."
He: "Is the hole very far from here?"
She: "No, it is quite near."
He: "Has Mr. Brown been working the claim long?"
She: "No, only about ten months."
He: "Has he reached the bottom yet?"
She: "No, but he is very near."
He: "Was Mr. Brown the first to work it?"
She: "Well, he thinks he was."
He: "Has he been working the claim regularly since he found it?"
She: "No, but I told him last night it was time to start again."
He: "I suppose he works it secretly?"
She: "Yes, mostly every night."
He: "Do you help him?"
She: "I do my best."
He: "Do you think he will sell the claim?"
She: "I doubt it, he gets so much pleasure out of working it."
He: "Did he blast it out with nitroglycerine?"
She: "No, he used Vaseline and kept digging."
He: "Has he widened the hole any?"
She: "Yes, a little."
He: "How big is the hole?"
She: "Well, about normal size, I suppose."
He: "Is he going to improve the mine any?"
She: "Yes, he said he was going to white wash the shaft tonight."
He: "Does he work alone at night?"
She: "No, I hold it for him and we split 50/50."
He: "Is he an expert at it?"
She: "Well, he does good work."
He: "Would you mind showing me the gold nugget?"
She: "Certainly." (Then she brought out the 12 pound baby boy and they carried the reporter to the hospital.)
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Little Johnny was 11 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from the other boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.
One day he took his questions to his mother who became flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtain one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did the following morning. Here is what Johnny described to his mother:
"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured sis must be getting sick, because her face started to look funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like a doctor would except he is not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. Sis must have put some bigger fruit under her blouse this time because her boyfriend kept on saying how they were the largest melons he had ever felt. He must of gotten real hungry from all that kissing and stuff because she let him take off her blouse and suck on both of them for a long time."
"Then he started getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them were panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been getting cold, because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. Then this was when the fever really started. I knew it was a fever because sis told him she felt really hot. Finally I found out what was making them so sick. A big eel had gotten in his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 12 inches long! Honest! Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sis saw it, she really got scared. Her eyes got big and her mouth fell open and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she had ever seen. I should have told her about the one at the lake. Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill it by biting its head off. All of a sudden she made a noise and let the eel go. I guess it bit her. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he got a muzzle out of his pocket. He slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting her again. Sis laid back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor lock on it, and he helped by laying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight! Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. They must have been getting shocked by the eel because they were shaking a lot. After awhile, they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they had killed the eel. I knew it was dead because it just hung there limp, and some of the insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were tired from the fight, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again, and by golly, the eel was not dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats; they have nine lives or something. This time, sis jumped on it and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After a long fight, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead because I saw sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet."
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Barbara Walters at the Indian Reservation
Barbara Walters is doing an editorial on Indian life on the
reservation. She looks around and sees that some of the men have one
feather, some have two and the chief has feathers all the way down to
So she asks a young brave, "What do the feathers mean, some of you have
one, some have two and the chief must have hundreds!" The young brave
replies, "Each feather is for each squaw we have sex with!"
To which Barbara Walters replies, "Come on, I don't believe that!" She then goes to the chief and repeats the question, "What do the feathers mean, some of you have one, some have two and the you must have hundreds!"
The chief replies, "It's true, each feather is for each squaw we have sex with!" Astonished, Barbara exclaims again, "But you have hundreds!" The chief replies, "Me chief, me fuck em all, big, fat, skinny, tall, me chief me fuck em all!"
Barbara exclaims, "You should be hung!" The chief replies, "Me hung, big like buffalo, long like snake!" "Oh dear!", exclaims Barbara. To which the chief replies, "No fuck deer, asshole too high, run to fast!"
Hope you enjoy this one, it's much better told verbally.
One evening after attending the theatre, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they
observed a rather well dressed and attractive lady walking just ahead of them. One of the men
turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $50.00 to spend the night with this woman." To their
surprise the young lady overheard the remark and turning around she said, "I'll take you up on
that." She had a pleasant voice and a neat appearance, so, after bidding his companion good
night, the man accompanied the lady to her apartment, where they immediately went to her
apartment where they immediately went to bed.
The following morning the man presented her with $25.00. As he prepared to leave she demanded the
rest of the money stating "If you don't give me the money I'll sue you for it." He laughed saying
"I'd like to see you get it on these grounds."
The next day he was surprised when he received a summons ordering his presence in court as
defendant in a law suit. He hurried to his lawyer and explained the details of the case. His
lawyer said: "She can't possibly get a judgement against you on such grounds, but it will be
interesting to see how her case will be presented."
In court after the usual preliminaries, the lady's lawyer addressed the court as follows: "Your
Honour, my client, this lady here, is the owner of a piece of property, a garden spot surrounded
by a profuse growth of shrubbery, property she agreed to rent to the defendant for a specific
length of time for the sum of $50.00. The defendant took possession of the property, used it
extensively for the purpose for which it was rented, but upon evacuating the premises he paid
only $25.00 which is only half the amount agreed upon. The rent was not excessive, since it is
restricted property, and we ask judgement to be granted against the defendant to assure payment
The defendant's lawyer was impressed and amused at the way the opponent had presented the case.
His defense, therefore, was somewhat altered from the way he originally planned to present it.
"Your Honour, my client agrees that the young lady has a fine piece of property, that he did rent
such property for a time and a degree of pleasure was derived from the transaction. However, my
client found a well on the property, around which he placed his stones, sunk a shaft and erected
a pump, all labour being performed personally by him. We claim these improvements to the property
adequately compensated for rental of said property. We therefore, ask judgement be not granted."
The young lady's lawyer come back was this: "Your Honour: My client agrees that the defendant did
find a well on her property and that he did make improvements such as my opponent has described.
However, had the defendant not known the well existed, he would never have rented the property,
also, upon evacuating the premises, the defendant removed the stones, pulled out the shaft and
took the pump with him. In doing so, he not only dragged the equipment through the shrubbery, but
left the hole much larger than it was prior to his occupancy, making it easily accessible to
little children. We therefore, ask that judgement be granted."
The judge's decision was that the defendant should either pay the plaintiff the $25.00 balance,
or, failing that, that the defendant should detach the aforementioned equipment and present it to
The man hurriedly wrote out a check for $25.00 to the young lady.
Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated
boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his
boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it. He
spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from
the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of
the evening. Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had died
suddenly in his absence.
When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few
things at the grocery. A kind old woman there mistook him for
John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel
terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no!
Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old
thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she
smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had
a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too.
Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like
crazy."
"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to
those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she
wasn't very good and that she smelled bad. But they wanted her
anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and
she split right up the middle."
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my gf wants to try fucking her pussy with an eel or a snake. does anyone have anyexperience with doing this or does anyone know where we can find a how to or tips online somewhere? this is for real
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