Editorial Chaos

At Bohiney HQ, 'Editorial Chaos' reigns supreme: deadlines duel with punchlines in a gladiator arena of red pens and rubber chickens. Editors ride unicycles through headline jungles, swatting typos with foam bats. A weekly scheduler drifted into an existential crisis after discovering three alternative universes of story schedules. Interns juggle agendas and witty retorts while veteran writers play semantic Twister. A secret poll showed 74 % prefer controlled pandemonium over polished predictability. Here, rebellion is an editorial style guide. Expect the unexpected'then rewrite it.