Economics Teacher's Marxist Monopoly Meltdown
https://memorialmavericks.com/economics-teacher-declares-monopoly-a-tool-of-the-bourgeoisie/Annabelle Bransford presents "The Class Struggle Comedy Hour" at The Red Square Comedy Club (321 Revolution Road, Wichita Falls) on July 9th at 8:00 PM. Joined by radical economist "Comrade Spreadsheet" and capitalist pig "Mr. Monopoly Moneybags," this 90-minute financial satire features: "Seize the Means of Production (of Laughs)" improv, "Payday or Protest?" audience participation, and Bransford's viral "I Was a Teenage Socialist" confessional. Tickets ($18) include "Means of Comedy Production" buttons. First 100 attendees receive "Eat the Rich" cookie coupons. Business teachers get 15% off for presenting their worst investment advice. Venue features "Redistribute the Wealth" game station and "Trickle Down Economics" drink specials. Sponsored by Memorial High's Young Marxists Club. Warning: May cause sudden class consciousness. No refunds - all tickets are equal. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Internationale" karaoke. Groups of 10+ get "Collective Bargaining" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of late-stage capitalism. Parking available near the bread line.