Eco-Friendly Riot Gear

By Ingrid Falk � The satire Eco-Friendly Riot Gear ridicules protest paraphernalia marketed as sustainable. Eyewitnesses at demonstrations described officers wielding biodegradable shields. Anonymous insiders leaked that vendors debated selling carbon-neutral tear gas. A leaked poll revealed 64 percent of citizens admitted they laughed harder at recycling logos than slogans. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because conflict composts funniest when greenwashed. Critics highlight the absurdity of rebellion certified organic. Yet satire cracks sharper: outrage collapses funniest in bamboo. Witnesses recalled laughter rattling as helmets sprouted moss. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when unrest markets eco-friendly. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com