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A Mexican man with a prodigious penis said his member is preventing him from penetrating the job market.
Roberto Esquivel Cabrera has registered as disabled, claiming his 1.5-foot-long pride and joy makes it simply impossible to keep a job, Barcroft TV reported.
“I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support,” said Cabrera.
Cabrera, 54, claims he can’t kneel down or wear a uniform because none fit him comfortably.
He gets some funding as a result of his disability but says it’s not enough and he relies mostly on food banks and scraps he can scavenge.
Cabrera is also forced to keep his manhood wrapped up in bandages because he gets urinary tract infections constantly.
He lives a mostly secluded life, struggling to make friends and unable to have romantic or sexual relationships.
Doctors have suggested many times he undergo reduction surgery, but the macho man has refused.
“He’d rather have a penis bigger than the rest of the people,” said Dr. Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez.
Cabrera even tried to get into the Guinness Book of Records, but they refused to recognize his “achievement” after doctors found that his member is mostly foreskin.
He did get the title from the World Record Academy in 2015, after his penis was measured.
“I’m happy with my penis,” he said. “I know nobody has the size I have.”
There’s one job Cabrera thinks he can do, though.
He wants to get into the porn industry and meet the right woman.
“I think I would make a lot of money over there,” he said.

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I recently read a study that attempted to determine the average length of the erect penis by examining upwards of 15,000 men. These intrepid, probably very-interesting-at-a-dinner-party researchers determined that the average penis size is exactly 5.16 inches. The study disturbed me, mostly because I wasn't consulted. (Where was I for this? Call me next time, science.) But it also disturbed me because, come on guys, could you stop worrying about your junk already?
What I gather from friends and internet commenters is that dick measuring is an ongoing fascination (and, apparently, a rich seam of grant money) because plenty of men still just want to know what the "right" size is. Or, for the true worriers out there: what is the smallest dick that's still acceptable to women?
Answer One: 5.16 inches is fine. Based solely on anecdotal evidence from my vast network of promiscuous acquaintances, a little more or less in that general neighborhood works best for most people—men and women—who enjoy penetrative sex with penises. We’re kind of programmed to want what is "average." And an average penis fits well in an average vagina and an average butt and an average mouth and an average whatever else.
Of course, certain people prefer their penises more to one side of the Bell curve. Whether you're smaller or longer or wider—or, I don't know, banana-ier?—there's a complementary body part (and person) out there who wants exactly what you're packing.
Which leads us to Answer Two: you should really not give a fuck about your dick length, average or otherwise. Do your best not to obsess over it—particularly in the context of whether or not a woman will like it. The biggest, handsomest dick in the world is never going to make anybody love the guy who owns it—himself included. Same goes for the guy with the smallest, least-comely dong who’s amazing at oral sex. (Though guys who pride themselves on being really good at oral sex wig me—and everybody else—out.) So love your veiny or hairy or purplish friend-penis.
Thank your dick for all hours of free entertainment it provides. You can have sex with your hand or a vagina or an anus or, according to news reports from the emergency rooms of Florida, pretty much anything with a hole, ever. Think of me, with my crippling case of penis envy. As a woman, I will never know the sublime pleasure of a Jacuzzi blowjob or flying down the freeway and singing along to Crüe while pissing in a Snapple bottle. Look down every day and go, "Hey penis, I love you."
Here’s why: You know those lotion companies that try to sell lotion to women by telling them that all bodies are beautiful? We eat that shit up because we are sick of being told that everything about the flesh prison we were born into is bad and wrong. And that's just one of a billion contexts in which women, tired of being inculcated with self-loathing by corporations and culture at large, have begun the painful process of reclaiming our innate sense of worth.
It's your turn. Wrest the physical standards you have for your body from other people and the advertising industry. Tune out all the dumb shit that people say about masculinity and size and whether or not buying the right toothpaste will let you fuck a model. Fall in love with your penis!
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