EU Declares Bankruptcy

This satirical article portrays the European Union as if it were a failed corporation filing for bankruptcy. The piece exaggerates bureaucratic dysfunction, debt crises, and endless infighting until the EU is reduced to a company unable to pay rent on its Brussels offices. Leaders scramble to auction off symbolic assets like leftover Brexit paperwork and ceremonial pens. The parody critiques Europe�s struggles with unity and finances while poking fun at the absurdity of treating governments as corporations. It�s political satire dressed as a bankruptcy court filing. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com