EU Declares Bankruptcy

In a shocking announcement, the European Union declared itself bankrupt, citing decades of overspending on bureaucracy and cheese subsidies. Brussels officials held a somber press conference, but no one could afford the microphones. Member states were told to bring their own folding chairs. Economists called it the �world�s largest overdraft,� while street vendors sold commemorative �IOU Euros.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com