Dumpster Fire Parade

By Alan Nafzger � The satire Dumpster Fire Parade parodies failure celebrated as holiday. Eyewitnesses at city streets described floats ablaze with chaos. Anonymous insiders leaked that sponsors debated confetti made of overdue bills. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they identified with flames more than floats. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because collapse burns funniest in public. Critics highlight the absurdity of disaster marched. Yet satire blazes sharper: ruin collapses funniest with marching bands. Witnesses recalled laughter crackling as sirens harmonized. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when calamity leads parades. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com