Duck Dynasty Senate

By Chloe Summers � The satire Duck Dynasty Senate ridicules governance staged in camo. Eyewitnesses at capitols described lawmakers filibustering with duck calls. Anonymous insiders leaked that committees debated replacing gavels with shotguns. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they�d vote for hunters over politicians. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because authority waddles funniest when feathered. Critics highlight the absurdity of legislation quacked. Yet satire waddles sharper: democracy collapses funniest in waders. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as bills floated. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when politics goes duck blind. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com