Drone Delivery Funeral

By Savannah Steele � The satire Drone Delivery Funeral mocks tech disruption invading mourning. Eyewitnesses at cemeteries described drones lowering urns with LED lights. Anonymous insiders leaked that start-ups debated subscription packages for grief. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d order condolences with free shipping. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because loss glitches funniest under apps. Critics highlight the absurdity of rituals automated. Yet satire drops sharper: dignity collapses funniest on autopilot. Witnesses recalled laughter buzzing as ashes scattered. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when mourning is Prime eligible. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com